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And if YOU receive OVER $10,000,000.00 in CASH inthe next 60 days - remember to send me just 1% and I won't tell a Soul!]___________________________________________ __ ._`.*.'_._ ____ ____ Mike Jittlov - Wizard, etc . . + * .o o.* `.`. +. . Church of the Creative Spirit ' * . ' ' |\^/| `. * . * ` [email protected] (: May All Your \V/ Good Dreams . + <& alt.fan.mike-jittlov> and Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:) .`.================================================ _/ \_ ============::::.*Yes! ^It's an actual Newsgroup (with 68,000 subscribers worldwide) &haven to hyper-creative mega-crossposting! Tune in and lurk on! 8-D "Friends don't let Friends access InterNet" 
