GregJ: One day I was feeling so naughtyI decided to go molest some chickensI crept up on them real quiet-likeThen I pounced and grabbed one tightIt struggled and squawked in my graspI held on tight and gave it a smackI felt so bad but I felt so goodMolesting chickens is my favorite past timeI'll never get caught 'cause I'm real slyBut if I do, I'll just denyI'll keep on molesting chickensTill the day I die! 
