fagofbelair

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Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how I fucked the prince of a town called Bel Air

In my hometown Bel air born and raised

At the library where I spent most of my days

Readin' and writin' thinkin' I'm cool

And upstaging my friends in everything in school

When a cousin of mine

Who was up to no good

Startin makin jokes about my manhood

He said one lil joke and I got sad

I said 'Will, you have no idea what you're talking about, now stop or I'll call Dad'

He laughed at my threat and when it got clear

That he didn't take me seriously, he slapped my rear

If anything I can say this act is wierd

But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Will, I am queer!'

I pulled down his pants, it was about 7 or 8 inches

And I yelled to my cousin 'Yo homes stick this in my britches'

He looked at my ass

It was finally inside

To sit on my cousin as the fag of Bel Air