╭────────────────────────────────────────────────╮│ do u want to be v popular on the online chats ││ but ur personality is a bag of wet scabs? :( ││ do u experience irc anxiety? fold under the ││ slightest pressure like rondito's cardboard ││ apartment? GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! │├─────────────────────────────────────┬──╮ ││ SNIFF'S CHAT GHOSTWRITING SERVICE! │ ┥ ╼ ┅ ╡├─────────────────────────────────────┴──╯ ││ let ur favourite chatter's favourite chatter ││ chat ur chats for u so u can focus on mashing ││ ur horrible little raisin of a penis @ violent ││ internet pornography! :D ││ ││ for just ONE dollars per week i will: ││ - misquote the 1995 motion picture Hackers ││ - make ppl say 'lol' & 'lmao' ('rr' is extra) ││ - bully darkmage (stupid gimp bitch) ││ - talk convincingly of times i had sex with ││ less-than-obese human women! ││ - antagonise l0dey (aging lesbian, burdened ││ neither by talent nor expectation) ││ - perform emoparts & ragequits for MAXIMUM ││ attention (made with 100% REAL rage) >:| ││ - cyber with octopus sexy white boy from USA ││ - make reference to a 1990s computer scene ││ that NONE of us were ever REALLY part of ││ ...all on YOUR stupid nick instead of my own! ││ ││* for more information PLEASE take ur own life *│╰────────────────────────────────────────────────╯ 
