* _ xxxx * _ .... On December 25th, 2003, I was driving home on I-95. * /_;-.__ / _\ _.-;_\ .*.. after work. I was very tired after working over 18. `-._`'`_/'`.-' .... hours straight, and was nearly about to pull over,h * * `\ /` * .... when suddenly a brilliant green light enveloped my. \|/ * | / * * .*.. car. My stomach lurched, and I realized that I was. * --*-- /-.( *...* weightless! Incredible! A powerful force lifted my. /|\ \_._\ * ..** 1987 Honda hatchback into the air, and suddenly, I. *\ \`; .... found myself inside of a silvery room! I was in an. * > |/ .... unidentified flying object, or a UFO! I was scaredy / // * .... out of my mind! I thought I was going to be probed. |// * .... or worse. But a soothing voice called my name, and. \(\ .... told me not to worry. I felt a warm hand on my arm. * ..*. and I turned to find JESUS CHRIST, the SON of GOD!. . I dropped to my knees, in total awe of our savior!. . Jesus bid me to rise, and told me he had called me. . for an important reason. Though I was barely able,. . I asked Jesus how I could serve him. Unbelievably,. . Jesus asked me how much my car was worth! While it. . was pretty old, it was in good shape, I told Jesus. . the car was worth about 800 bucks. Jesus smiled at. . me, and told me he would give me 400$. I was a bit. . upset it was so low, but I was not going to say no. . to a guy who died for my sins! I agreed, and awoke. CAME FROM OUTER SPACE! on the side of the highway, carless, and with $400. GOD IS A UFO! BELIEVE! in my wallet! Even if he ripped me off JESUS ROCKS 
