............. | | | | | | | | | | | / - \ | | , | | _______ | | | | ``````` | ````````````` THIS CERTIFIES THAT THE SIGNATURE AND PHOTOGRAPH SPECIAL AGENT _L_E_K_U__________________________ OF FEDERAL BUREAU OF JUSTICE, US DEPT OF INVESTIGATION i worked for the feds who cares FBI offered me a job after they tried to arrest me tho