▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ██████▄▄▄ ▄▄▄ ██████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▀█████ ▄▄▄▄ ▐▌██████▀▄ ███████████ ██████████████████▀▄███▄▀▀▀▀ ██████ ▐▌█▐█▀▀▄██▌▌██ ▐▌█▀▄██████▐▌██ ▐▌█▐▌███▀▀▄█▐▌██▀▀▀▄ ████████ ▐▌█▐▌█▀▀█▄▀████████▀▄████▄█████████████▄▄▀█▐▌██▄▄▄█ ▐▌██ ▐▌█▐▌ ▐▌█▐▌█▄▄█▀▌███▀▀████ ████ ████▀▀██████████▄▀███▀▄▄▄ ██████████ ▐▌█▐▀▄▄▀██▌███ ████ ████ ████ ██████▄██▀▄ ▀▄█████████▀▀████ ▐▌██████▄▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀ ████ ▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀███▀▄██▀▄ ▀▀▀▀▀████ ████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▀▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ░▄▀█▀█░░▄▀▀█░░▄▀▀▀░░▀▀█▀▀▒▄▀▀▀░█▀▀▄░ ░█▀▀▄░░█░ ░▄▀▀█░░▄▀▀█░ ▒█▒█▒█▒▒█▄▄█▒▒▀▀▀█▒ ▒█▒ ▓█▀▀▒▒█▀▀▄▄ ▒█▀▀░▀▒█▒ ▒█▄▄█▒▒█░▒█▒ ▓█▓▀▓█▓▓█▒▓█▓▓█▄▄▀▓ ▓█▓ ██▄▄▄▓█▓▓█▓ ▓█▓ ▓█▄▄▄▒▓█▒▓█▓▓█▒▓█▓ ▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ @ @ @ SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA MASTER PLAN @ @ @ []___ PROFOUND LAND REFORM POLICY []___ / /\___ / /\___/_/\_//___/\ 1. YOUR LANDLORD GOES TO JAIL /_/\_//___/\| || |||_||| historically speaking, very merciful| || |||_||| _________________________ @ @ @ || || || || @ @ @ []___ || ||, , ,|| || []___ / /\___ || (||/|/(\||/ || / /\___/_/\_//___/\ || ||| _'_`||| || /_/\_//___/\| || |||_||| || || o o || || | || |||_||| || (|| - `||) || @ @ @ || || = || || @ @ @ []___ || ||\___/|| || []___ / /\___ ||___||) , (||___|| / /\___/_/\_//___/\ /||---||-\_/-||---||\ /_/\_//___/\| || |||_||| / ||--_||_____||_--|| \ | || |||_||| (_(||)-|LANDLORDS|-(||)_) @ @ @ @ @ @ []___ 2. YOU KEEP YOUR HOME []___ / /\___ it's YOUR dwelling, after all / /\___/_/\_//___/\ ) ) /\ /_/\_//___/\| || |||_||| ===== / \ | || |||_||| _|___|_____/ __ \____________ @ @ @ |::::::::::/ | | \:::::::::::| @ @ @ []___ |:::::::::/ ==== \::::::::::| []___ / /\___ |::::::::/__________\:::::::::| / /\___/_/\_//___/\ |_________| ____ |__________| /_/\_//___/\| || |||_||| | ______ | / || \ | _______ | | || |||_||| || | || ====== || | || @ @ @ ||--+---|| | | ||---+---|| @ @ @ []___ ||__|___|| | o| ||___|___|| []___ / /\___ |========| |____| |=========| / /\___/_/\_//___/\ (^^-^^^^^-|________|-^^^--^^^) /_/\_//___/\| || |||_||| (,, , ,, ,/________\,,,, ,, ,) | || |||_||| ','',,,,' /__________\,,,',',;; @ @ @ @ @ @ []___ 3. YOU PAY HALF YOUR RENT []___ / /\___ spend the other half as you please! / /\___/_/\_//___/\ ___________________________________ /_/\_//___/\| || |||_||| |#######====================#######| | || |||_||| |#(.5)UNITED STATES OF AMERICA(.5)#| @ @ @ |#** /===\ ******** **#| @ @ @ []___ |*# {G} | (") | O N E #*| []___ / /\___ |#* ****** | /v\ | H A L F *#| / /\___/_/\_//___/\ |#(.5) \===/ (.5)#| /_/\_//___/\| || |||_||| |##=========HALF RENT============##| | || |||_||| ------------------------------------ __ HOLD ON ONE DANG MINUTE, BUSTER .' `'. /THAT SOUNDS LIKE RENT CONTROL! / _ | #_/.\==/.\ FUCK OFF NERD, RC'S SAVED ME THOUSANDS OF $$$ (, \_/ \\_/ \ .--. | -' | /`._ `. \ '= / 4. RENT SPENT ON NEW HOUSES | /. .` \ /`-.__.' now we can afford it / ) _ ( /.-'`-.___| ___ | /.`-' \-.an inevitable {-) |\ / )`. ( \ asshole [m,].-"-. / | . \^ \ | [][__][__] \(/\__/\)/ | |`. \`-| | @ @ @ [__][__][__][__]~~~~ | | // ' \`\ | []___ [][__][__][__][__][] / | .' .\ .| | / /\___ [__][__][__][__][__]| /| | / ``-._`.`-./_/\_//___/\ [][__][__][__][__][]| || | ~~~~ `-._ `.| || |||_||| [__][__][__][__][__]__,__, \__/`.._.----` `.' _.--` _.-' '.__..--```` 5. TAKE ATHERTON'S LAND master plan babe @ @ @ premium transit corridor lots []___ ___ / /\___ /======//_/\_//___/\ ____ // \___ ,/| || |||_||| | \\ // :, ./ |_______|__|_// ;:; / _L_____________\o ;;;/ ___________(CCCCCCCCCCCCCC)____________-/_________________ THERE YOU GO, HOUSING CRISIS SOLVED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ REALIZE THAT WE MUST HELP OURSELVES THE MASTER PLAN SOLVES OUR PROBLEMS _-'-_ .'`~~~~`'. /_-_-_\ / ____ \ _____|-_-_-_-|_____ | .'_ _\/ (___________________) / ) a a| Thanks to the master plan ! ! ! ! ! ! !|! ! !/ ( > | I won't have to freeze my | O O | ) ._ / eggs. It's a good thing. (| < |) _/-.__.'`\ |##### | .-'`-. \__ ) \ o // `-./ `. Wow, the master plan is`---'| \ \ \ uno bueno INCLUSIVE burrito!| \ \ \ \|\ `. / ▄▄▄▄\ ▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ██████▄▄▄ ▄▄▄ ██████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▀█████ ▄▄▄▄ ▐▌██████▀▄ ███████████ ██████████████████▀▄███▄▀▀▀▀ ██████ ▐▌█▐█▀▀▄██▌▌██ ▐▌█▀▄██████▐▌██ ▐▌█▐▌███▀▀▄█▐▌██▀▀▀▄ ████████ ▐▌█▐▌█▀▀█▄▀████████▀▄████▄█████████████▄▄▀█▐▌██▄▄▄█ ▐▌██ ▐▌█▐▌ ▐▌█▐▌█▄▄█▀▌███▀▀████ ████ ████▀▀██████████▄▀███▀▄▄▄ ██████████ ▐▌█▐▀▄▄▀██▌███ ████ ████ ████ ██████▄██▀▄ ▀▄█████████▀▀████ ▐▌██████▄▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀ ████ ▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀███▀▄██▀▄ ▀▀▀▀▀████ ████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▀▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ░▄▀█▀█░░▄▀▀█░░▄▀▀▀░░▀▀█▀▀▒▄▀▀▀░█▀▀▄░ ░█▀▀▄░░█░ ░▄▀▀█░░▄▀▀█░ ▒█▒█▒█▒▒█▄▄█▒▒▀▀▀█▒ ▒█▒ ▓█▀▀▒▒█▀▀▄▄ ▒█▀▀░▀▒█▒ ▒█▄▄█▒▒█░▒█▒ ▓█▓▀▓█▓▓█▒▓█▓▓█▄▄▀▓ ▓█▓ ██▄▄▄▓█▓▓█▓ ▓█▓ ▓█▄▄▄▒▓█▒▓█▓▓█▒▓█▓ ▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 
