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mrhands repeatedly took horsedick

mrhands is BIG TIME

real name: kenneth pinyan

occupation: boeing engineer

so think about a man getting a horsedick in the ass next time you're on a plane

http://imdb.com/title/tt0874423/ <--- HE'S GOT HIS OWN DOCUMENTARY

even goatse doesn't have one

http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.mpg

http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.swf

http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.wmv

http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhandsfinallygetsfullfilled.swf

http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhandstribute.mpg

http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhandstribute.wmv

when you finally watch mrhands.{mpg|swf|wmv} make sure you have the sound on

because you can't really experience mrhands without the sound

side note: mr hands DIED FROM GETTING FUCKED NI THE ASS BY A HORSE. FACT.

fact: he's like:

"I think I tore my asshole!"

the guy who is filiming and commenting on the clip is named cow_poke

how do you explain it to the people at the emergency room?

that's the thing.

when the horse finally punctured a lung or whatever

this one time, things just went wrong

but cow_poke didn't want to take him to the hospital

so they sat around just hoping he'd get better

and finally it seemed like he was dying/dead

cow_poke just dropped him off at the emergency room

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