▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒ ▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ O ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ \ ░░░░░░░░ ░ ░░░ ░░ /, ░░░░░ ░░ ░ ░ - - - - ___ ░░▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ [~]$ krebscann░░░░░ ▓ ░░▒░░▒▒▒▒ ░ ░ JVM terminated ░░░░ ░ ,, [~]$ irssi ▒▒▒▓▓ ,_________ ░ .---O-O _ __ ░ ░░░ ░ Word 97 | ░ ░░░ ░ | ░░░░ ░ / ░░░░ ░ | ░ | ▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒ | ░ / ░ ░ __ ░░ ░░ So I'm sitting at my XTerm in KDE hacking some kernel code, and this bitch comes up to me and says, "Do you know which of these computers runs Windows?" Well that did it. I flipped my shades and looked her straight in the eyes and said "Fuck no, I'm open source bitch". I picked up my 10lb IBM Model M keyboard and said "I can kick your ass at 120wpm" and broke it over the cunt's head. She dropped to her knees and I kicked the jewel case out of her hand and into her teeth. Next I grabbed her by the neck and said "how's your uptime" before suplexing her backward throu- gh the air and into the server room. Some smoke that smelled like burning hair started to drift out so I jumped on my razor scooter and rode off into the sunset. 
