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it was a sunday morning

in my trashy apartment

the jews just left the wtc

and where underway to do the pentagon

i looked out my window

and was reminded by the penis pumps i used in the past

to much to pump

to much penis

i was sick of pumpin my penis

day in

day out

so i threw out my penis pumps

i was done with it

little did i know

that the jews where going to my apartment

to take me out

so i started up my computar

and used my favorite irc client

mirc it was

once again penis pump picture all over my desktop

my conclusion was pumpin was my life

but then i heard the knockin on the door

i looked through the eyeglass

and saw the jews

they where covered in broken plane parts

probably from the wtc

they did

i let them in

and directly they tried to kill me

i needed to get rid of the jews

and fast

i remembered the gay porn with penis pumps i saw a few months back

in the gay porn they said that jews had only one weakness

that is the penis pump

but i threw them all out

so what i know?!

but then it all came to me

i did a rob schneider move

and ran to the kitchen

i took my backup of backup pumps from underneath the years of left over pizza in the freezer

and pumped the jews to hell

once again

a day saved by the penis pump

and i went back to watchin some downloaded gay porn on my computar