No disassemble!!!Deltify your life with radare2In soviet russia, radare2 debugs you!What do you want to debug today?I love the smell of bugs in the morning.I'm in your source securing your bits.radare2 contributes to the One Byte Per Child foundation.3nl4r9e y0\/r r4d4r3I did it for the pwnz.If you send the program you are debugging to 15 friends in 143 minutes and then step three times on the same opcode you will get the name of the person who loves you.To remove this message, put `dbxenv suppress_startup_message 7.5' in your .dbxrcHeisenbug: A bug that disappears or alters its behavior when one attempts to probe or isolate it.radare2 is for lulzhatsMicroloft Visual Radare.NET 2008. Now OOXML Powered!A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors - Waldi Ravensradare2 is like windows 7 but even better.We are surrounded by the enemy. - Excellent, we can attack in any direction!radare2-built farm beats the facebook one.Thank you for using radare2. Have a nice night!Your r2 was built 20h ago. TOO OLD!Use radare2! Lemons included!rax2 -s 20e296b20ae296b220e296b20aConnection lost with the license server, your r2 session will terminate in 30 minutes.This is amazing ...I love gradients.Wait a moment ...Don't do this.No such file or directory.Default scripting languages are NodeJS and Python.-bash: r2: command not foundPress any key to continue ...Ilo ni li pona li pali e lipu. mi wile e ni: sina kama jo e musiradare2 for FideOS, now with extra potatoYour project name should contain an uppercase letter, 8 vowels, some numbers, and the first 5 characters of your private bitcoin key.This computer has gone to sleep.Have you ever ordered a pizza using radare2?I thought we were friends. :_Welcome back, lazy human!Yo dawg!---8<--------------------8<------------------8<-----------------8<------I accidentally the kernel with radare2.I endians swap.This page intentionally left blank.Here be dragons.Trust no one, nor a zero. Both lie.EIP = 0x41414141/dev/brain: No such file or directory.Virtual machines are great, but you lose the ability to kick the hardware.Charlie! We are here.The door is everything ...The door controls time and space.The door can see into your soul.I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.Don't look at the code. Don't look.Dissasemble? No dissasemble, no dissassemble!!!!!Warning, your trial license is about to expire.Please register your copy of r2 today! Only £29.90!Welcome to IDA 10.0.It's not you, it's me.This software comes with no brain included. Please use your own.rm: /: Permission denied.That's embarrassing.In soviet Afghanistan, you debug radare2!Wow, my cat knows radare2 hotkeys better than me!Documentation is for weak people.PEBCAK ERROR: Documentation not found.License server overloaded (ETOOMUCHCASH)Error: cannot yank negative sleepIf you're not satisfied by our product, you may ask for a refund.Already up-to-date.How about a nice game of chess?THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?sudo make me a pancakeI nodejs so hard my exams. What a nodejs!Now featuring NoSQL!One does not simply write documentation.We are bleeding edge here. Can't you feel the razors?There's a branch for that.Everything up-to-date.Sharing your latest session to Facebook ...This should be documented, since it's not that obvious.It's working! Look at the door!This is an unacceptable million year dungeon.The Hard ROP CafeWait a minute! I found a bug, self-fixing ... OKHold on, this should never happen!Well this is embarrasing ...THIS IS NOT FUNNY♥ --Can you stand on your head?May the segfault be with you.I script in C, because I can.EXPLICIT CONTENTBindings are mostly powered by tears.In Soviet Russia, radare2 has documentation.Initial frame selected; you cannot go up.Unk, unk, unk, unkExperts agree, security holes suck, and we fixed some of them!This is just an existentialist experiment.Nothing to see here. Move along.Select your character: RBin Wizard, Master Anal Paladin, or Assembly WarriorI accidentally radared my filesystem today.No fix, no sleepYou see it, you fix it!V is for Visualr2-goverity: found corruption - please eliminate!Stop debugging me!THIS IS NOT A BUGPolish reversers blame gitvm is like a small cow in asciiDo you want to print 333.5K chars? (y/N)Now with more better English!:(){ :|:& };:All your base are belong to r2Ask not what r2 can do for you - ask what you can do for r2Try with ASAN, and be amazedbash: r3: command not foundR2 loves everyone, even Java coders, but less than othersIt's not a bug, it's a work in progressStop swearing!I didn't say that it was working, I said that it's implementedWrong argumentRemember that word: C H A I Rwhat happens in #radare, stays in #radareFor a full list of commands see `strings /dev/urandom`Good morning, pal *<:-)Of course r2 runs FreeBSDReverser by Birth, r2 by ChoiceRadare2, what else?This incident will be reportedcommand not found: calc.exeSee you at the defcon CTFDon't waste your timeWASTEDgetdruid to get eclectic uidWelcome to "IDA - the roguelike"255 shades of (truecolor) greyWhen you sold that exploit, what they really bought, was your silence.Greetings, human.nothing personal, just bitnessToo old to crashFinnished a beerESIL ruined my lifeESIL: The AftersleepInsert coin to continue ...See you in shellMess with the best, Die like the restSarah Connor?Log On. Hack In. Go Anywhere. Get Everything.phrack, better than java in the browser -- jvoisinDid you know that radare2 can decompile to assembly?Are you still there?Follow the white rabbitDo not try to sploit that binary - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no binary.Hello Mr. AndersonTry pressing the pigeon-shaped buttonWhat has been executed cannot be unexecutedWhat about taking a break? Here, have this nice 0xCC.r2 is meant to be read by machines.Prove you are a robot to continue ...This is fine.Using radare2 to generate intelligence ...Taking the file and moving it somewhere elseIt's the year of desktop on radare2💺It's the year of radare2 on the desktopSSAbotage from ISIL"a collection of garbage" -- an r2 pro userA git pull a day keeps the segfault awayAre you a wizard?Learn pancake as if you were radare!r2 is a great OS, but a terrible hex editorTHE CAKE IS A PIEradare2 0.9.7 is so old, my grandfather was using it with his enigma in WWIIHave you seen the latest radare2 TV spot?scp ~/.idapro/ida.key radare.org:/var/www/radare.org/pub/losers/Too bad there is no gif support in r2. Yet. -- @r2gifAlmost 5am, maybe you should go to bed.Jingle sploits, jingle sploits, ropchain all the way.Mind that the 'g' in radare is silent256 colors ought to be enough for anybodyHang in there, Baby!Run a command with unspecified long sequence of 'a', pancake will be summoned and do the analysis for you.In r2land usability is treated as a bugradare2 is WYSIWYF - what you see is what you fixYour endian swaps*(ut64*)buffer ought to be illegalHow about Global Thermonuclear War?There is no F5 key in radare2 yetDid you know that r2 is 10 years old?Beer in mind.r2 -- leading options since 2006Don’t feed the bugs! (except delicious stacktraces)!Feed the bugs!You haxor! Me jane?r2 talks to you. tries to make you feel well.Now i'm like an evil engineer. MUAHAHAHWe only have bugs, features are an unintended side-effectThere are 5 minutes from WTF to FIX in r2landQuantum dissasemble: it's there as long as you don't observe itCeci n'est pas une r2pipeBuy a mac(gdb) ^D((fn [f s n] (str (f f s n) "dare2")) (fn [f s n] (pr s) (if (> n 0) (f f (str s "ra") (dec n)) s)) "" (/ 1.0 0))There's no way you could crash radare2. No. Way.When in doubt, try 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; pd;'.-. .- -.. .- .-. . ..---Disassemble?! No Disassemble Johnny No. 5!!!You crackme up!Welcome, "reenigne"Search returned no hits. Did you mean 'Misassemble'?º|<|<| -( glu glu glu, im the r2 fish )Everybody hates warnings. Mr. Pancake, tear down this -WallTIRED OF WAITINGWe fix bugs while you sleep.You find bugs while we sleep.The stripping process is not deep enoughCome here, we are relatively friendlyDon't wait for TravisYour problems are solved in an abandoned branch somewheregit blind --hardYou need some new glassesaaaa is experimentalWe feed trollsMind the tabBuy a MacYou have been designated for disassemblyHelping siol merge? No way, that would be like.. way too much not lazy. - vifinoWhat is the most complex r2 command? q - then you have to deal with real life /o\If you're having fun using radare2, odds are that you're doing something wrong.Don't trust what can't be compiledCoffee time!Can you you challenge a perfect immortal machine?Add more blockchains to your life.Congratulations! You got the segfault 1.000.000! Click [here] to win a prize!Well, it looks like it's working.There's more than one way to skin a catgit pull nowgit checkout hamsterNoot nootThis is an unregistered copy.10 reasons you want to bt on all threads - you will be shocked by number 3!Place a cat on your keyboard while running r2, you'll not believe what will happen nextThis binary may contain traces of humanHelp subcommand will be eventually removed.Carpe noctum.Your mouse has moved. Radare2 NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]There is only one binary, and we are all just reversing pieces of it.Radare2 is like violence. If it doesn't solve your problem, you aren't using enough.Order pizza for $12.48? [Y/n]r2OS r2pad 0.1 SMP GENERIC r2_64 GNU/r2OSAHHHHH!!!! ASSEMBLY CODE!!!!!! HOLD ME I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!!In radare we trustWe don't make mistakes... just happy little segfaults.r2 is for the peopleUse headphones for best experience.Starting bitcoin miner in background...Downloading and verifying the blockchain...The anti-virus database has been updated.The motion picture contained in this videodisc is protected under the copyright laws.This software is sold for home use only and all other rights are expressly reversed by the copyleft owner.Any commercial use or duplication of this copylefted material without prior licensing is forbidden.Violators will be prosecuted.This shell has been seized by the Internet's Police.OpenBSD might pledge r2 but r2 unveils OpenBSD.Error: There's a missing space before the opening parenthesis '('WARNING: r_list_length: assertion 'list' failed (line 55)This accessory is not supported by this version of radare2.When can we have an official anime mascot for radare2?Iaito became Cutter the same way Iai-giri became Cut.Sorry, radare2 has experienced an internal error.Segmentation fault (core dumped)Use rabin2 to discover the real TRUTH==1337== ERROR SUMMARY: 0 errors from 0 contexts (suppressed: 0 from 0)**** COMMODORE 64 RADARE V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 DISASM BYTES FREE READY.Most likely your core dump fell into a blackhole, can't see it.Long time no CCome to C me!Unable to locate package gdbYou C it, you fix it!How good is your C?I C dead bugs everywhere!You will soon have an out of memory experience.This binary no good. Try another.BSOD!Mind the trap.For a full documentation see `r2 -qc iz /lib/libr_core.so`99 bugs, take one down pass it around. 100 bugs...I like my binary stripped.Now 8-bit clean with better ＡＳＣＩＩ!Please insert disc 2 and press any key to continue...DOOM all the things!Put some sugar before the release, attracts the bugs and makes it easier to squash themStay indoors and await further instructionsradare2 works best, when pirated.I could go up there about 11 at night, stay till 4 in the morning, and get all the computer runs I ever wanted. 
