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  •   Hola I am Righorn The Robot and it would be my pleasure to tell you a jok:    
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  • K HERE GOES:                                                                    
  •                 John and his boyfriend Sniff were dancing in a nice downtown    
  •   Orlando nightclub. One of their favorite songs started playing. They were havi
  • ng the time of their life.                                                      
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  •               John looked sniff in the eyes and as he leaned in to kiss him he  
  •    heard a loud "BANG" then a  man fell to the ground not but six or seven feet 
  •  away. It happened all too quick for John's mind to process, but as he looked to
  • wards sniff, another bang from the other side of the room and sniff was shot    
  • right in the left side of his head. Blood was all over John's face as he heard  
  • a loud voice yell "EVERY ONE INTO THE BATHROOM NOW!!!!"                         
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  •            Not knowing what to do, John obeyed the orders as a group of ten gay 
  •   teen males joined him. A man, brown dark  skin, and a hat,and coat, pointed   
  •  with a gun "pull down your pants!!!" John began to pull down his pants, and as 
  • soon as he did he felt a sharp object pierce through his back over and over ... 
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  •   John lay in a puddle of blood, as the man now pulls out his gun and begins    
  • shooting the others. The last thing John remembers was the screams, and the     
  •  the crying, louder than the music itself.                                      
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  •      Question: What song was playing? Mr. Roboto by the styx !!!!! Now that is  
  •  what I call a "bloody good time" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!      
  • - end jok.