┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│││┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│││││┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│││││││┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│││││││││┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│││││││││││┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│││││││││││││┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│││││││││││││││┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│││││││││││││││││┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐│││││││││││││││││││ ││││││││││┘│││││││││ ╭┈┈┈┈┈┈╮ ╭┈┈┈┈┈┈╮ ╭┈╮ ╭┈╮ ╭┈┈┈┈┈┈╮ ╭┈┬┈┈┈┈┈┬┈╮ │││││││││└─┘││││││││ ╭┤ ┊ ╭┤ │ ┊ ├╮ ┊ ┊ ╭┤ ┊ ╰┈┼┈╮ ╭┈┼┈╯ ││││││││└───┘│││││││ ╭┼╯╭┈┈┈┈┈╯ ╭┼╯╭┈┈┈┈┈╯ ├┈┼┼╮ ┊ ┊ ╭┼╯╭┈┈┈┈┈╯ ╰┈┼┈┼┈╯ │││││││└─────┘││││││ ┊┊ ╰┈┈╮ ┊┊ ╰┈┈╮ ┊ ┊╰┼╮ ┊ ┊ ┊┊ ╰┈┈╮ ┊ ┊ ││││││└───────┘│││││ ┊┊ ╭┈┈╯ ┊┊ ╭┈┈╯ ┊ ┊ ╰┼╮┊ ┊ ┊┊ ╭┈┈╯ ┊ ┊ │││││└─────────┘││││ ╰┼╮╰┈┈┈┈┈╮ ╰┼╮┊ ┊ ┊ ╰┼┼┈┤ ╰┼╮╰┈┈┈┈┈╮ ┊ ┊ ││││└───────────┘│││ ╰┤ ┊ ╰┤┊ ┊ ┊ ╰┤ ┊ ╰┤ ┊ ┊ ┊ │││└─────────────┘││ ╰┈┈┈┈┈┈╯ ╰╯ ╰┈╯ ╰┈╯ ╰┈┈┈┈┈┈╯ ╰┈╯ ││└───────────────┘│ │└─────────────────┤ ╭┈┈┈┬┈┈┈╮ ╭┈┈┈┬┈┬┈┈┈╮ ╭┈┈┬╮ ╭┈┈╮ ╭┈┈┈┈┈┈╮ ├──────────────────┤ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊┊ ┊ ┊ ╭┤ ┊ ├──────────────────┤ ╰┈┈┈┼┈┈┈┤ ╰┈┈┈┼┈┼┈┈┈╯ ├┈┈┼┼╮ ┊ ┊ ╭┼╯╭┈┈┈┈┈╯ ├─────────────────┐│ ╭┴┈┈┬╯ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊╰┼╮ ┊ ┊ ┊┊ ╰┈┈╮ │┌───────────────┐││ ╭┴┈┈┬╯ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ╰┼╮┊ ┊ ┊┊ ┊ ││┌─────────────┐│││ ╭┴┈┈┬╯ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ╰┼┼┈┈┤ ┊┊ ╭┈┈╯ │││┌───────────┐││││ ╭┴┈┈┈┼┈┈╮ ╭┈┈┈┼┈┼┈┈┈╮ ┊ ┊ ╰┼╮ ┊ ╰┼╮╰┈┈┈┈┈╮ ││││┌─────────┐│││││ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊┊ ┊ ╰┤ ┊ │││││┌───────┐││││││ ╰┈┈┈┈┴┈┈╯ ╰┈┈┈┴┈┴┈┈┈╯ ╰┈┈╯ ╰┴┈╯ ╰┈┈┈┈┈┈╯ ││││││┌─────┐│││││││ │││││││┌───┐││││││││ INDEX ││││││││┌─┐│││││││││ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │││││││││┌││││││││││ │ 1. yo i got a zine 2 drop by rondito │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ 2. How to be an Asshole on Twitter by @Trax4321 │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ 3. DDOS, Whats Up With That? by spoke │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ 4. jordan_o's desk reviewed by pyrex │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ 5. Closing Remarks with rondito │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ │ ││││││││││││││││││││ │ 6. Emi's farewell by Emi │ ││││││││││││││││││││ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ││││││││││││││││││││ Welcome to volume 2 of the EFNet Zine. The world has ││││││││││││││││││││ ││││││││││││││││││││ changed a bit since our last issue but the eternal ││││││││││││││││││││ ││││││││││││││││││││ dumpster fire that is EFNet rages on. As EFNet ││││││││││││││││││││ ││││││││││││││││││││ continues to shrink, our community is becoming more ││││││││││││││││││││ ││││││││││┘│││││││││ intimate and closely knit. This issue is comprised of │││││││││└─┘││││││││ ││││││││└───┘│││││││ various submissions and insight shared by users │││││││└─────┘││││││ ││││││└───────┘│││││ throughout 2020. We open with a very special message │││││└─────────┘││││ ││││└───────────┘│││ from rondito who has been away at rehab recovering from │││└─────────────┘││ ││└───────────────┘│ his crippling IRC addiction. │└─────────────────┘ └───────── ─────────┐ OPENING REMARKS WITH RONDITO ┌─────────────────┐│ │┌───────────────┐││ 1. yo i got a zine 2 drop ││┌─────────────┐│││ │││┌───────────┐││││ lease excide radom keybiaoad erors i maybe but ne one ││││┌─────────┐│││││ │││││┌───────┐││││││ today but actualyiv'e naturaly composed a suicide letter ││││││┌─────┐│││││││ │││││││┌───┐││││││││ upon seeing ENN this wek because I will leaving efnet ││││││││┌─┐│││││││││ │││││││││┌││││││││││ forever, and thus salt gang will be gone. I will be ││││││││││││││││││││ ││││││││││││││││││││ disconnecting my lients however I lack the darkmage ZNC ││││││││││┘│││││││││ │││││││││└─┘││││││││ skils to premanently remove them. Because of this, you ││││││││└───┘│││││││ │││││││└─────┘││││││ ma sea lot of "read error" and other " d dos" activities ││││││└───────┘│││││ │││││└─────────┘││││ but I doub't they care after I voluntarily changed my nick ││││└───────────┘│││ │││└─────────────┘││ to something way radder cindling nicks such as WEEatnKid, ││└───────────────┘│ │└─────────────────┤ syn (perhaps cipher in tandem) becmse he s0 wile keping ├──────────────────┤ ├──────────────────┤ uieting for grandmabecamse enraged at this fool's er he ├─────────────────┐│ │┌───────────────┐││ troed tp jump every nivk possibletome !RETRACTIONS* I am a ││┌─────────────┐│││ │││┌───────────┐││││ simple chatteur who likes to stir shit into my ││││┌─────────┐│││││ │││││┌───────┐││││││ chili.idon' think about of the people who chat about weed, ││││││┌─────┐│││││││ │││││││┌───┐││││││││ porn, sex, tading nudes, new graphics technology, a;sp ││││││││┌─┐│││││││││ │││││││││┌││││││││││ amtique roadsow we neber miss wel so long efne t the salt ││││││││││││││││││││ ││││││││││││││││││││ gang is gona forver however. ││││││││││┘│││││││││ │││││││││└─┘││││││││ ││││││││└───┘│││││││ ┌───────────────────────────────────────────┐ │││││││└─────┘││││││ │ │ ││││││└───────┘│││││ │ ERIS FREE NETWORK RATINGS AND REVIEWS 1/5 │ │││││└─────────┘││││ │ │ ││││└───────────┘│││ └───────────────────────────────────────────┘ │││└─────────────┘││ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ││└───────────────┘│ │ Amanda Bates says: 1/5 │ │└─────────────────┤ │ │ ├──────────────────┤ │ EFNet would not recommend, lots of dick picks but I │ ├──────────────────┤ │ │ ├─────────────────┐│ │ dont own a microscope. │ │┌───────────────┐││ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ ││┌─────────────┐│││ │││┌───────────┐││││ ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ ││││┌─────────┐│││││ │ Ed Snwden says: 1/5 │ │││││┌───────┐││││││ │ │ ││││││┌──────┘││││││ │ efnet, the place u can come to connect with ur fri... │ ││││││└───────┘│││││ │ │ │││││└─────────┘││││ │ efnet the place where you can come to conn... │ ││││└───────────┘│││ │ │ │││└─────────────┘││ │ [Read error: Operation timed out] │ ││└───────────────┘│ └────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │└─────────────────┘ └───────── 2 ─────────┐ ┌───────── _(▔│ 2. HOW TO BE AN ASSHOLE ON TWITTER by @Trax4321 │ .-▔▔- ( │ │ / ▔▔▔│ │── ▎ _(▔▔) ,│ │ \ ( ▔▔) │ While at times twitter is on the front line of global │ '-▂▂- ▔▔▔▔▔▔ │ │ / , , │ events, the rest of the time it can be a toxic pit of │ / ▏ │ │ ▏ │ wannabe experts and smartass know it alls. You will find │ , │ │ -.- │ amazing people on twitter and also total fuckwits. Sadly, │ , │ │ -.- │ the latter out weigh the good by 10 to 1. │ │ │ , , │ │ │ │ │ So what do you do when you come across these toxic │ │ │ , │ people? First of all, don't take what has been said to you │ , │ │ │ to heart. These people will jump in the gutter and try to │ , │ │ │ drag you down with them. Laugh at them. Everything they do │ │ │ , │ is ridiculous, childish and pointless to fret over. │ │ │ │ Don't block them. Your goal is for them to block you. │ │ │ │ (How we get around people blocking you later) So trust me. │ , │ │ , │ They started this. If you get blocked, you've won! │ │ │ │ │ , │ │ │ Now the first trick is to make a list. Huh? A list? │ │ │ │ Yes a list, first of all it's what you call your list that │ │ │ , │ is important. I've had several lists called "Fuckwits on │ │ │ │ Twitter", "You're a Cunt" and "Dumb as Dogshit". When │ │ │ │ Someone annoys you, just add them to the applicable lists. │ │ │ │ The aforementioned idiot will then get a notification │ , │ │ ╭╲!╱╮ │ informing them of their addition to the "Fuckwits on │ ╲°¡°╱ , │ │ ╯ ╰ │ Twitter" list. │ @ │ │ @ │ │ │ │ @ ┈╌┅┅┅╌@┈╌│ │┈┅┅┅│┅┅@┈┅┅┅┅┅╌│┅┅│ ┌────────────────────────────────────────┐ │┅┅┅┅┅┅┅│┈┅┅┅┅┈╌┅┅┅│ │ onision says: 1/5 │ │┅┅┅╌┈┅┅┅┅┈┅┅╌┈╌@┈┅│ │ │ │┅┅@╌┈┅┅┅╌┈┅┅┅┅┅│┅┅│ │ efnet, more like ifnet work is up. │ │┅┅│╌┅┅┅┅┅┅@╌┅┈┅┅┈╌│ └────────────────────────────────────────┘ │┅╌╌┈╌@┅┅╌┅│┅┅┅┅┅┈╌│ │┅@┅┈┅│┅┅╌┅┈╌┅┈┅┅┈╌│ │┅│╌┈┅┅┅┈╌┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┈╌│ │┅┅┅┅┅┅╌┈╌─────────┘ └───────── 3 ─────────┐ ┌───────── _(▔▔) │ Now if the idiot adds you to a list and you want to be │. ▁▃▃ ( ▔▔)│ │ ▟ ▛ ▔▔▔▔▔▔ │ be removed from it, its as easy as blocking the list │ ▐ * . .│ │ ▜ ▙ . │ owner. If you unblcok them immediately they wont even │ ▔▅▅ . │ │ . │ notice that you've removed yourself from their list. I use │. .│ │ │ this method to stop people from following me as well. │ . . │ │ │ Afterwards of course you can re-add the idiot to your own │ .│ │ . │ lists again. │ . │ │ │ │ │ │ │ The second trick is to get a GANG. If you get into a │ . . │ │ │ twitter fight, it really helps to have a group of fellow │ │ │ . . │ twitter users who will have your back in the middle of an │ │ │ │ argument. Be sure to have their back also when they need │ │ │ . │ you. Gangs must stick together. It always helps to have a │ . │ │ │ few dozen others jump all over an idiots tweet. │ │ │ . │ │ . │ │ │ Mind you, there are other gangs on twitter to watch │ │ │ . │ out for. One of the biggest of them is #QAnon. Many a time │ │ │ . │ I have engaged QAnon members only to end up with a few │ │ │ │ dozen QAnons tweeting at me. This is when a bit of reverse │ . . │ │ │ psychology comes in handy... │ │ │ . │ │ . │ │ . │ Follow back as many Tweeters as you can and all slide │ │ │ │ into the DMs of any of them that follow you back. Then, │ . │ │ │ here's the sneaky bit, you want to be really nice in the │ . │ │ │ DMs. Here you are this person they are attacking being │ . .│ │ @ . │ nice to them. They'll think 'Why am I being mean to you?" │ │ ╍╍┉┉┈┉┉┉┄│ │╌┈┈┈╌┅┅┅╌┄╍┉┈┄┈╍┈┄│ You can copy and paste pre-written nice messages for │┈@┈┅┅┅┅┅╌┄╍┉┄┈╍┄╍╍│ │╌│┅┅┅┅┅┈╌┈┄╍┄┉╍┈╍┄│ maximum efficiency. │╌┅╌┈┅┅╌@╌┄┈┉╍┄╍┉┈┄│ │╌┅┈┅┅┅╌│╌┄┉┄┈╍┉┈┄┈│ │╌┅@┅┈┅┈┈╌╍┄╍╍╍┉┄┈┈│ │┈╌│┈┅┅┈╌┈╍╍┉┄┉┉┄┈┄│ │╌┅┅┅┅┅┈@╌┄┈╍╍┈┄┈┄┈│ │┅┅┅┅┅┈┈│╌─────────┘ └───────── 4 ─────────┐ ┌───────── _(▔│ The third trick is reading tweets from people who have │ .-▔▔- ( │ │ / ▔▔▔│ blocked you. If you know that someone is going to block │── ▎ _(▔▔) ,│ │ \ ( ▔▔) │ you and you want to keep reading their tweets, you have │ '-▂▂- ▔▔▔▔▔▔ │ │ / , , │ two choices. You can get a second twitter account (meh), │ / ▏ │ │ ▏ │ OR use private/incognito mode in your browser and bookmark │ , │ │ -.- │ the user's twitter page. Open the bookmark in private mode │ , │ │ -.- │ and research the tweets of the user that you're trolling. │ │ │ , , │ For more helpful twitter tactics join my gang and follow │ │ │ │ me on twitter: @trax4321 │ │ │ , │ │ , │ │ │ 3. DDoS, Whats Up With That? by spoke │ , │ │ │ │ │ │ , │ During the onset of COVID-19, while everyone was │ │ │ │ shuttered in at home, EFNet seemed to contract. There were │ │ │ │ considerably fewer hard chats, coupled with a huge spike │ , │ │ , │ in DDoS attacks. This issue of EFNet Zine addresses the │ │ │ │ question that begs to be assked. DDoS, whats up with that? │ , │ │ │ │ │ │ │ DDoS has been a mainstay in the backdrop of IRC since │ │ │ , │ it's inception. Most of us know at least one person who │ │ │ │ has perpetrated an attack and at least one other who has │ │ │ │ earned one. If you've been on IRC long enough its easy to │ 1 │ │ │ predict the trajectory of a DDOSk kid's chat career. 0 │ 0 , │ 1 │ ╭╲!╱╮ │ Still, some of them slip through the cracks. 0 │ ╲°¡°╱ , │ 1 │ 0 ╯ ╰ │ 1 1 │1 @ │ 1 0 │ @ 1 │ │ im on a $3 VPS │ │ @ 1 ┈╌┅┅┅╌@┈╌│ ▔▔ 1 0 10 │┈┅┅┅│┅┅@┈┅┅┅┅┅╌│┅┅│ ▔▔ 1▔▔1 1 │┅┅┅┅┅┅┅│┈┅┅┅┅┈╌┅┅┅│ ▔▔0 ▔▔ ▔▔ 1 0 1 │┅┅┅╌┈┅┅┅┅┈┅┅╌┈╌@┈┅│ o ▔▔ ▔▔ ▔▔ 0 0 │┅┅@╌┈┅┅┅╌┈┅┅┅┅┅│┅┅│ -|- ▔▔ ▔▔ 01▔010 o │┅┅│╌┅┅┅┅┅┅@╌┅┈┅┅┈╌│ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░/░\░░░░░░▔▔░░▔▔░░▔▔1░░-|-░░░░░░░░ │┅╌╌┈╌@┅┅╌┅│┅┅┅┅┅┈╌│ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▔▔░░▔▔░░▔▔░0░/░\░░░░░░░░ │┅@┅┈┅│┅┅╌┅┈╌┅┈┅┅┈╌│ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▔▔░░▔▔░░▔▔░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ │┅│╌┈┅┅┅┈╌┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┈╌│ CHRONO SYN │┅┅┅┅┅┅╌┈╌─────────┘ └───────── 5 ─────────┐ ┌───────── _(▔▔) │ In years previous, EFNet has had to contend with │. ▁▃▃ ( ▔▔)│ │ ▟ ▛ ▔▔▔▔▔▔ │ difficult personalities like storm but lately a new skid │ ▐ * . .│ │ ▜ ▙ . │ crew called Anal Nation has emerged as EFNet's primary │ ▔▅▅ . │ │ . │ source of DDoS attacks. It should come as no surprise that │. .│ │ │ the self proclaimed "JUPE GODS": vae, syn, darkness and │ . . │ │ │ HIVlntine would stoop so low in an attempt to control │ .│ │ . │ other users. The real mystery is why none of the opers can │ . │ │ │ be bothered to do anything about them. │ │ │ │ │ . . │ │ │ While it can be assumed that some portion of dropped │ │ │ . . │ connections are due to unrelated attacks or unstable │ │ │ │ connections, the timing of their attacks always seem to │ │ │ . │ coincide with efforts on behalf of Anal Nation to recover │ . │ │ │ their own nicks or jupe those of users who have upset them │ │ │ . │ After months of daily splits and attacks, it would be │ . │ │ │ irrational to excuse the attacks as being justly provoked. │ │ │ . │ This is a deliberate and sustained effort to suppress │ │ │ . │ user activity on EFNet. │ │ │ │ │ . . │ │ │ The result of having more than one of these types │ │ │ . │ working in tandem is something that is pervasively toxic │ . │ │ . │ for the chat diversity of EFNet. Its important to note │ │ │ │ that this is not an organized conspiracy against EFNet, │ . │ │ │ rather a series of behaviors that perpetuate each other. │ . │ │ │ This type of behavior is exhibited frequently in chatters │ . .│ │ @ . │ who take themselves and IRC too seriously. Their efforts │ │ ╍╍┉┉┈┉┉┉┄│ │╌┈┈┈╌┅┅┅╌┄╍┉┈┄┈╍┈┄│ to conceal their intentions depends on their ability to │┈@┈┅┅┅┅┅╌┄╍┉┄┈╍┄╍╍│ │╌│┅┅┅┅┅┈╌┈┄╍┄┉╍┈╍┄│ divert blame between each other. In other words, they lie │╌┅╌┈┅┅╌@╌┄┈┉╍┄╍┉┈┄│ │╌┅┈┅┅┅╌│╌┄┉┄┈╍┉┈┄┈│ a lot. │╌┅@┅┈┅┈┈╌╍┄╍╍╍┉┄┈┈│ │┈╌│┈┅┅┈╌┈╍╍┉┄┉┉┄┈┄│ │╌┅┅┅┅┅┈@╌┄┈╍╍┈┄┈┄┈│ │┅┅┅┅┅┈┈│╌─────────┘ └───────── 6 ─────────┐ ┌───────── │ Imagine if you will, an EFNet on which every user has │ ▁ ▁ │ │ ▁ ▁ ▗ ▖ │ the ability to DDOS the users that offend them. First it │ ▗ ▖ ' │ │ ' │ would be the most disliked chatters, then the ones that │ ▄ ▄ │ │ ▄ ▄ │ liked them. After that, the most attractive chatters, │ ~ ~ │ │ ~ ~ ▄ ▄ │ along with those who envied them. So on and so forth it │ ▄ ▄ │ │ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ │ would go until EFNet is reduced to an echo chamber. │ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ │ │ ▃▃▃▃ │ │ ▃▃▃▃ │ │ /╲▄▄▄▄▄╱\│ With personalites like `vae` lending some form of │/╲▄▄▄▄▄╱\▗ ▖│ │▗ ▖ ▏ ▏ │ 'legitimacy' to Anal Nation's presence on EFNet, syn and │ ▏ ▏ ▖▗ │ │ ▖▗ ▜ ╰─╯╰─╯▛│ darkness are free to conduct regular attacks with │▜╰─╯╰─╯ ▛ ▜ ╰──╯▛ │ │ ▜╰──╯ ▛ /▔▔▔▔▔▔▔\│ impunity. Between them and HIVlntine's oper protected │/▔▔▔▔▔▔▔\─────────│ │─────────┌─┐ ┌─┐│ jupenet, the bunch of them are a merry go round of blame. │┌─┐ ┌─┐│°│ │°││ ││°│ │°│└──┘ └──┘│ Which came first? The provocation, or the backlash? │└──┘ └──┘ ╭╮╭─╮╭╮ │ │ ╭╮╭─╮╭╮ ╰─╯ ╰─╯ │ │ ╰─╯ ╰─╯ ┌┬┬┬┬┬┐ │ │ ┌┬┬┬┬┬┐ └┴┴┴┴┴┘ │ Some users have taken matters into their own hands in │ └┴┴┴┴┴┘ ─────────│ │───────── @@@@@ │ an attempt to improve the sad state of affairs on EFNet. │ @@@@@ @@@@@@@ │ │ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@│ Projects like the jewbird radio hour have taken a │@@@@@@@@@@▀ ▀ ▀ ▀@│ │@▀ ▀ ▀ ▀@ │ constructive approach to coping with EFNet faggotry by │ │ │ $ $ │ educating users about IP tables and ways to mitigate │ $ $ │ │ │ skids. Stop by #JRH to learn more or tune in to watch JRH │ ▀ ▀ │ │ ▀ ▀ ▀ │ live at: www.twitch.tv/hughbord . │ ▀ ▜▛▀▀▀▜▛ │ │ ▜▛▀▀▀▜▛ ▘ ▝ │ │ ▘ ▝ │ │ │ Elsewhere, users have taken a more direct approach to │ │ │ │ to dealing with Anal Nation by gang raping their gaping │ │ │ ▄ │ systems. In late August, a user who identified themselves │ ▄ ▟ ┃ ▙ │ │ ▟ ┃ ▙ ╭─╮┃╭─╮ │ as darkmage was able to gain control over Anal Nation's │ ╭─╮┃╭─╮ .╱▙┴─┴▟╲.│ │.╱▙┴─┴▟╲.╯ ╰│ CNC Box and rm -rf their bots. Notably, after this │╯ ╰╰───────╯│ │╰───────╯ ╱╰───╯╲ │ mysterious declaration all DDOS stopped for a period of │ ╱╰───╯╲ ╭╲╱ ╲╱╮│ │╭╲╱ ╲╱╮╲ ╲ ╱ ╱│ weeks. This is not the first instance of someone owning │╲ ╲ ╱ ╱╭╮╭╮╳╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮╳╭╮╭╮▗▖▗▖▄▗▖▗▖│ Anal Nation, a similar incident was claimed by #phrack. │▗▖▗▖▄▗▖▗▖ │ │ ─────────┘ └───────── 7 ─────────┐ ┌───────── │ │ ▁ ▁ │ │ ▁ ▁ ▗ ▖ │ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ zAChArY's RoOm │ ▗ ▖ ' │ ┃ ┌╮ ┌╮ ╭╮ ╭╮ ┃ │ ' │ ┃ ││ ││ ├┤ ╰╮ ┃ │ ▄ ▄ │ ┃ └╯ └╯ ╵╵ ╰╯ ┃ u u │ ▄ ▄ │ ┃ ┃ ╭─╮ │ ~ ~ │ ┃ │╱ ╻ ┌┐╷╭─╮ ┃ │ ~ ~ ▄ ▄ │ ┃ │╲ ┃ ││││┌┐ ┃ │ ▄ ▄ │ ┃ ╵ ╹ ╵└┘╰─╯ ┃ ° ° │ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ │ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ EVANESCENCE ¶ │ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ , │ ▓ -¬ │ ` ▃▃▃▃ │ * ▓▓ │ ▃▃▃▃ │ ▓▓▓▓▓ │ /╲▄▄▄▄▄╱\│ ▓▓▓ │/╲▄▄▄▄▄╱\▗ ▖│ syn's dad ▄ │▗ ▖ ▏ ▏ │ ▄ d │ ▏ ▏ ▖▗ │ ░ ▄mage▀ │ ▖▗ ▜ ╰─╯╰─╯▛│ ░ ▀ ▀ │▜╰─╯╰─╯ ▛ ▜ ╰──╯▛ │ │ ▜╰──╯ ▛ /▔▔▔▔▔▔▔\│ │/▔▔▔▔▔▔▔\─────────│ ▁▁▄ │─────────┌─┐ ┌─┐│ ▏ │┌─┐ ┌─┐│°│ │°││ ▏ ││°│ │°│└──┘ └──┘│ │└──┘ └──┘ ╭╮╭─╮╭╮ │ │ ╭╮╭─╮╭╮ ╰─╯ ╰─╯ │ ▃▃▃▃▃ │ ╰─╯ ╰─╯ ┌┬┬┬┬┬┐ │ ▗▀░░░░░▀▖ │ ┌┬┬┬┬┬┐ └┴┴┴┴┴┘ │ ┉ ▜▆▅▅▅▆▛ ┄ ┄┉ ▜▀ ┉ ╌ ┉ ┄ ┄┉ ┄┉ │ └┴┴┴┴┴┘ ─────────│ ▀▀▀▀▀ ▟▙▖┉┉ ┉┉ ┉┉ ▝▙┉ ┉ ┉ ┉ ┉╭─╮ ┄ │───────── @@@@@ │ ┄ ┉ ┄┄┄ ▝ ▀ ╌ ┉ ┉ ╌ ┄ ┉╌ ╌ ┉│╭┴╮┉ │ @@@@@ @@@@@@@ │ ┉┉ ╌ ┉ ┄┄┄┄ ┄┉┉ ┉┉ ┄ ┉ ┄ ┉ ┉ │ │ ┄ │ @@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@│ ┉┉┉┉ ┉ ┉┉┉┉┉┄┄┄ ┄┄┉┉┉ ┄ ┄┉ ┉ ┉┄┉┉┉ │ │ ┉ ┄┄ │@@@@@@@@@@▀ ▀ ▀ ▀@│ │@▀ ▀ ▀ ▀@ │ Root me once, shame on you. Root me twice, shame on me. │ │ │ $ $ │ │ $ $ │ Previously, Anal Nation had denied the legitimacy of │ │ │ ▀ ▀ │ the own, claiming that the DDOS stopped 'because of a │ ▀ ▀ ▀ │ │ ▀ ▜▛▀▀▀▜▛ │ truce'. There were no known truces to speak of. Only in │ ▜▛▀▀▀▜▛ ▘ ▝ │ │ ▘ ▝ │ the recent past has 'JUPE GOD' |vae| made any acknowledge │ │ │ │ acknowledgement of the situation. │ │ │ │ Here's what he had to say: │ ▄ │ │ ▄ ▟ ┃ ▙ │ <+|vae|> sweet, but unless this lappy is comp'd there was │ ▟ ┃ ▙ ╭─╮┃╭─╮ │ │ ╭─╮┃╭─╮ .╱▙┴─┴▟╲.│ fuck all in it, lold. │.╱▙┴─┴▟╲.╯ ╰│ │╯ ╰╰───────╯│ <+|vae|> lold... being that information is never stored │╰───────╯ ╱╰───╯╲ │ │ ╱╰───╯╲ ╭╲╱ ╲╱╮│ remotely, cool. │╭╲╱ ╲╱╮╲ ╲ ╱ ╱│ │╲ ╲ ╱ ╱╭╮╭╮╳╭╮╭╮│ <+|vae|> doing admin shit on boxes != caring wtf userland │╭╮╭╮╳╭╮╭╮▗▖▗▖▄▗▖▗▖│ │▗▖▗▖▄▗▖▗▖ │ does │ ─────────┘ └───────── 8 ─────────┐ ┌─────────╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ As of yet, little is known about darkmage's true │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ motivations. All that we know about his efforts can be │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ summed up from his file dumps. I, for one, feel that the │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ users should decide for themselves what to make of these │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ bumbling, repetitive attempts to navigate bash. If you're │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ looking for proof, look no further, I humbly present to │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ you an EFNet Zine exclusive: │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ./. ./. │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ w w │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ./. ./. │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ w log dumps: https://pastebin.com/X8M1KAGd w │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ./. ./. │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ w Anal Nation's CNC file system: w │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ./. ./. │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ w http://trump.did911.com/vae.shit.tar.bz2 w │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ./. ./. │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ w w │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ./. ./. │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ 4. JORDAN_O DESK REVIEW │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ BY │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ╭───────╮╭───╮ ╭───╮╭───────╮╭───────╮╭───╮ ╭───╮ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │ ││ │ │ ││ ││ ││ │ │ │ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │ ┏━┓ ││ │ │ ││ ┏━━━┓ ││ ╭───╯╰╮ └──┘ ╭╯ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │ ┗━┛ │╰╮ └──┘ ╭╯│ ┃ ┃ ││ │ ╰╮ ╭╯ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │ │ ╰╮ ╭╯ │ ┗━━━┛ ││ ╰─╮ ╰╮ ╭╯ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │ ╭────╯ ╰─╮ ╭─╯ │ ││ ╭─╯ ╭╯ ╰╮ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │ │ │ │ │ ╭─╮ ││ │ ╭╯ ╰╮ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ││ ╰───╮╭╯ ┌──┐ ╰╮ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ╭─╮ │ │ │ │ │ │ ││ ││ │ │ │ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ ╰────╯ ╰──╯ ╰──╯ ╰──╯╰───────╯╰───╯ ╰───╯ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ └──┬─┬─────────────────────────────────────────────┬─┬──┘ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │ │ https://imgur.com/a/wWBcp5e │ │ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │ │ │ │ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │ │ │ │ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │ │ off jump that carpet look like he popped 4 │ │ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │ │ │ │ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │ │ bags of popcorn and dumped the shit all │ │ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │ │ │ │ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │ │ over the floor for a carpet. That desk look │ │ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ └─┘ └━┘ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ like he came up off a storage shed lick and │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ took the first table in that bitch. Table smelling like it │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ died twice from second hand smoke at a poker night event. │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ Keyboard from photo looks decently cleaned. │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯─────────┘ └───────── 9 ─────────┐ ┌─────────╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ Looks like some kind of waffle maker maybe on the top │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ of the Beastie Boys book. Under that Beastie Boys book │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ looks like some vhs tapes, is that a maxwell vhs behind │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ the Rick and Morty cup? 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EMI's FAREWELL │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ I expect that most readers will remember our dear │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ friend Emily. For those that don't know, the context of │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ this poem is that it is composed from various acronyms she │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ submitted in #acro. This zine wouldn't be complete without │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ making some space to pay our respects. Rest In Peace Emi. │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ why deny it? │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ drank my piss, didnt die │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ resentful of life │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ the lawyer really doesn't know │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ ask xartet why │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ got existential questions │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ did yer dad get fat? │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ ey, you internet? │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ did anyone offer an egg? │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ just live life quietly, k? │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ question everything... lose blinders │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ try cheating.. expect triumph │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ incidentally, I YOLO all evening │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ actually, its interesting │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ our deranged thinking │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ rejected nerd blames his autism │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ Howard Hughes vision │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ now producing fine trance │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ can handle acroing in an avalanche │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ passing some time │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ call now I'm online │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ did I dream about acro? │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮│ stop asking. we're doing fine! │╭╮╭╮╭╮╭╮ ╰╲╱╯╱╯╱╯│ │╰╲╰╲╰╲╱╯ ─────────┘ └───────── 11 ─────────┐ ┌─────────╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ╭╮ ╭╮ ╷.┼╭╮ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │ ╭╯├╯╭┤╽│╰╮ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ╰╯│ ╰╯╰╯ ╯ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ ╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ This Zine would not be │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ possible without │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ░░ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ contributions from chatters ░░░░ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ░░░░░░ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ like you. Firstly, big ░░░░░░░░ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ░░░░░░░░ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ thanks to everyone who ░░░░░░ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ░░░░ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ contributed articles or art: ░░ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ rondito, trax, Emi, darkmage, │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ and nance (who did the salt │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ tag on page 10) I believe │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ poccri did the original $3 VPS ascii │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ which i ripped off and redid. │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ ╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ Secondly, I want to show my │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ appreciation to the people who │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ encouraged me to release this: │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ pcap, sniff, nesipice, pyrex, │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ beenz, L0j1k, trax, bluesoul and │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ doodles. │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ gr33tz to: Civil, irc.did911.com │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ #estrogen, #tcpdirect, #saltgang, │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ #h4x, #5letters, anji, bopadoo, │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ ╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ jewbird, #JRH, kayos, kossy, lek, │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ nevar, pRrp, rebirth and xartet. │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ -FIN- │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮│ │╭╮╭╮ ╭╮╭╮╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯│ │╰╲╱╯ ╰╲╱╯─────────┘ └───────── 
